jenny alison

daveholmes:

She’s right: why can’t we all just have quiet time with our creatively-named children at our homes in the English countryside while sacks of checks are delivered every 15 minutes? God, we’re so AMERICAN!

Remember when you were in college, and you had a friend who spent junior year in Florence, and then she greeted people by kissing them on both cheeks for the first four days of senior year? Gwyneth Paltrow is that girl in those four days, forever.

yes yes yes yes

I really wish she’d just leave the United States for good.

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    yes yes yes yes I really wish she’d

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    I HATED SEEING HER BOOB IN THAT MOVIE WITH JOAQUIN PHOENIX. I DON’T MIND HER AS A “PERSON” BUT I THINK SHE SUCKS BALLS...

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    yes! favorite gwynnie moment ever:...“the anniversary party”

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    dave, does that also include americans...interject british slang or spelling into their...

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    listen, you might think she’s pampered and priveleged and impossible, but is she actually wrong? i don’t think so. and...

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    Dave Holmes wins Friday

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    time Dave Holmes...saying what I’m thinking. Usually it’s just about Ryan Reynolds but I...

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